"Differential Diagnosis"

As the “Bartender Saga” (Parts? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8)? of the past wrapped up on the site almost three weeks ago, final exams were just commencing in the present. Final projects were wrapping up, study guides were being made, and lots of sleep debt accruing in preparation for this seemingly cataclysmic period of my education.

Yes, final exams. Its when college professors band together like “The Legion of Doom” and contemplate ways to destroy their students with diabolical final projects, menacing looks, nefarious term papers, and the dastardly conceived final exam itself. Truly it is a frightening ordeal!

No single student should be left to face such a monstrous task alone, which is why a team up of some sort was required. Yours truly, my homework herculean figure, and a handful of other as of yet unmentioned heroes quickly pulled their resources and prepared to face the oncoming challenge.

Some heroes fared better than others in the climactic final battle of the semester, but after a much needed break, I???m pleased to announce our triumphant victory against evil and my upcoming return to my musings for your entertainment! Stay tuned.

1. andhari says:

   June 5, 2009 at 12:43 pm

   You and your homework, you have even more work loads than me and I’m a law student. Sigh. If you were nearer I’d kidnap you for a party, against your will if I have to

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2. floreta says:

   June 5, 2009 at 2:03 pm

   i used to think of myself as a superhero when i was in school.

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3. unbreakable says:

   June 5, 2009 at 2:41 pm

   lol your a funny dude. Well anything that works for you, go on with it an kick asses…A’s always the best…

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4. ScoMan says:

   June 5, 2009 at 7:52 pm

   They say the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

   It’s good to see a band of superheroes banded together on the battlefield instead of letting darkness reign.

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5. OmegaRadium says:

   June 5, 2009 at 8:44 pm

   @andhari We’ve already established the rules & requirements of this kidnapping via Twitter. Yo cumplo mis requisitos encuanto tu cumplas los tuyos.

   @floreta I believe we all have a superhero AND supervillain inside us. >:)

   @unbreakable Thanks, I’m ready for some summer semeseter 1 asskicking!

   @ScoMan So very true…its soo easy for people to do nothing. Look at the Kitty Genovese story.

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6. ChinkyGirLMeL says:

   June 8, 2009 at 7:13 am

   The superhero in me says you should study hard. but the supervillain inside me says try to make a cheat sheet. hehehehe…Good luck with your finals. =) I know you’ll do just fine. =)

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7. MinD says:

   June 8, 2009 at 2:03 pm

   I was starting to wonder why you had seemingly disappeared.

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8. TOPolk says:

   June 10, 2009 at 5:42 pm

   Meh…final exams. While part of me still misses college, no part of me misses finals.

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